celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid: I would: Masturbate. Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs. Walk around the house naked. Pee behind a building. Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts. Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?” Stare at my penis. Get a blowjob. you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy ...
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.